In a shocking turn of events, a brazen package thief got more than they bargained for when their sticky fingers met into a cleverly disguised glitter bomb. Security camera footage captured the whole ordeal, revealing the suspect's features as they received in a flurry of shimmering particles. The thief could be seen reacting back in dismay, frantic

Chaos erupted in the heart of the Big Easy/NOLA/New Orleans last night as a massive jailbreak sent shockwaves/fear/panic through the streets. Over two dozen/a score/fifty inmates escaped/made their getaway/broke out from the city's/Louisiana State/local penitentiary, leaving authorities scrambling to regain control. Eyewitnesses report seeing a flu